Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
