North Korea, Best Korea!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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