so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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