I don't think brook has ever known best
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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