exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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