she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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