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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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