I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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