She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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