Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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