obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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