Ambien. No doubt about it.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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