Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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