There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
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..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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