THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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