Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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