When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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