I wish i was in the wii world.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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