Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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