It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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