Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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