Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You coming home soon, man?
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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