I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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