i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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