it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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