Is it because I queefed?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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