how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
