i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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