chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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