There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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