I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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