Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My life is pants optional.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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