he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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