...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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