i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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