We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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