you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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