I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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