So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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