Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
