If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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