I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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