ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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