I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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