I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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