I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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