her vagine was all disorganized.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm at about main and main street
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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