morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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