drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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