Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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