you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
