I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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