ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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